(via attacktics)Source: bubbalicious28
It’s like a beer hall? I don’t know, I feel like Hitler’s gonna show up and get political.
I’m not even sure where I am. It’s not Chicago but there’s a bunch of bars and this place is like really German.
Yes, we are the the assholes in this theater pouring patrõn in our slushies during the previews.
What of it?
Few things are as satisfying as flicking your cigarette butt at someone who feigned a cough as they walked by you.
Me: Dafuq you want, heaux?!
Girl: THAT DICK
Me: Oh shit, I wasn’t even ready…